did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
you never un-have a 4some
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