please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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