Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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