i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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