There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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