im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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