So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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