you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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