we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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