i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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