The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Michael Bay diarrhea
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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