So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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