you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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