He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
