If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Randomize
