He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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