How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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