we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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