I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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