After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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