do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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