chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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