Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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