Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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