We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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