Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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