A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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