I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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