brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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