There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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