dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
