How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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