he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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