They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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