your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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