What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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