next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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