I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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