if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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