I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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