i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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