Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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