My liver just broke up with me...
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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