adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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