I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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