in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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