My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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