are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
