with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Even my vagina gasped.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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