I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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