Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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