that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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