no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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