I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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