i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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