do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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