the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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