it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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